Fwd: [RC] [RC] horse eat the darndest things - WESWEIMWALK
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So, if you pull on her tail does she glow in the dark?
Dance Line, a couple of years back, tried to hand me my riding helmet, horse
helper that he is, and ended up taking a big chunck out of it with his
teeth. Last week-end a rider desperately needed a helmet because she hadn't
realized that the endurance ride we were at required them. I offered to
lend her my back-up, telling her about the horse bite mark. She took a good
look at it, tested it by smacking the helmet hard on a nearby rock and,
then, decided to use it at the ride. I think I was her last resort (during
the last millenium I had a prom date call me that once).
As she mounted up the next morning I heard someone ask her what on earth
happened to the back of the helmet she was wearing. I didn't hear all of
the response but did hear the word "Howard" and then three or four of them
all started to laugh. I'm still wondering what was so dang funny.
cya,
Howard (I think she said, "Howard, bite me.")
From: SteelSideDown@xxxxxxx
To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [RC] horse eat the darndest things
Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 00:24:13 EST
My mare (while teething) ate a Coleman Lantern, the battery operated type,
batteries and all. Imagine my vets amazement when I called with the
infamous
"What do I do?"
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If you treat an Arab like a Thoroughbred, it will behave like a Quarter
horse.
~ Libby Llop