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Fwd: [RC] [RC] horse eat the darndest things - WESWEIMWALK


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Dance Line, a couple of years back, tried to hand me my riding helmet, horse helper that he is, and ended up taking a big chunck out of it with his teeth. Last week-end a rider desperately needed a helmet because she hadn't realized that the endurance ride we were at required them. I offered to lend her my back-up, telling her about the horse bite mark. She took a good look at it, tested it by smacking the helmet hard on a nearby rock and, then, decided to use it at the ride. I think I was her last resort (during the last millenium I had a prom date call me that once).

As she mounted up the next morning I heard someone ask her what on earth happened to the back of the helmet she was wearing. I didn't hear all of the response but did hear the word "Howard" and then three or four of them all started to laugh. I'm still wondering what was so dang funny.

cya,
Howard (I think she said, "Howard, bite me.")


From: SteelSideDown@xxxxxxx
To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [RC]   horse eat the darndest things
Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 00:24:13 EST

My mare (while teething) ate a Coleman Lantern, the battery operated type,
batteries and all. Imagine my vets amazement when I called with the infamous
"What do I do?"


Jen

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