Ridecamp: Re: [RC] Need a joke for a party

A blonde is driving down the freeway.  Suddenly the left rear tire on her
car blows out.  She stops in the middle of the freeway, gets out, inspects
the tire, walks to the trunk and opens it.

Out jump these two 'hunks' with trench coats on.  They step to the rear of
the car, open their coats and stand there.....

Traffic swerves all over the freeway -- but nothing comes close to hitting
the blonde and her car.

Highway patrol man stops.  "What are you doing?!" he yells.  "The traffic is
all swerving to the other side of  the freeway.  It'll cause a wreck.....and
who are those two guys?" the highway patrol man asks as he points to the two
'hunks' still standing on the freeway with coats held wide open.

The blonde looks at the highway partrol man, bats her eyelashes and replies,
"Those are my emergency flashers....."


----- Original Message -----
From: <CindiBrown@xxxxxxx>
To: <ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, December 20, 2002 9:23 AM
Subject: Re: [RC] Need a joke for a party


> <PRE>Hey all, I'm going to a horsey people party on Saturday and my hubby
and I
> each have to bring a good joke.  Anyone got any fun jokes.  Can be clean
or a
> little dirty.  Thanks.
>
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