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    Re: [RC] Need a joke for a party and Bunny Update - Bette Lamore


    Hi Cindi
    Since I'm a blond, I guess this is my favorite joke below. It's been around ridecamp a couple of times so apologies to all who have already heard it.
    Happy holidays!
    Oh and yes, to all you wonderful folks who still ask about Bunny, he is doing GREAT!!! I had partitioned off a section of our pasture here for him as he had been picked on whenever he got close to other horses, other than babies (even my near-15hh yearling started to pick on him when she got so big!). I guess they saw him as a weakness to the herd (even his full sister) and instinct dictated that they eliminate him.
    Well, he got tired of the segregation and squatted under the hot wire (we haven't had time to string up the second strand yet) and now he's in with the whole herd and they've accepted him. Guess that's a really good sign!
    He can canter up and down the hills, although he still does a little Jerry Lewis thing. His trot is much improved, though, and he is continuing to improve at a canter. I expect he'll make a full recovery, and if he doesn't--- no matter. His inspiring attitude and heart has earned him a place with us forever.
    Merry Christmas from Bette and Bunny
    My favorite horse joke:


    Subject: horseback riding

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
    lessons nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
    horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
    rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror,
    she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She
    tries
    to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of
    the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its
    slipping rider. Finally,
    giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try to throw
    herself
    to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup
    and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
    struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered
    against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness
    when...............

    the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
    6

    CindiBrown@xxxxxxx wrote:
    <PRE>Hey all, I'm going to a horsey people party on Saturday and my hubby and I each have to bring a good joke. Anyone got any fun jokes. Can be clean or a little dirty. Thanks.

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    Bette Lamore
    Whispering Oaks Arabians
    Home of 16.2h TLA Halynov
    who lives on through his legacy
    Hal's Riverdance!
    http://www.arabiansporthorse.com


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