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Easy to locate. She's either off on the horse or
out in the barn.
Upholds the double standard.Smooches with the most
bewhiskered beast, but recoils when hubby needs a shave.
Owns one vacuum cleaner and operates it exclusively
in the barn. Economy minded. Won't waste money on permanent, facials or
manicures.
A culinary perfectionist. Checks out every section
of hay for mold but doesn't blink when she petrifies dinner in the
microwave.
Easy to outfit. No need for embarrassing visits to
uncomfortable little boutiques. You can find all she wears at your local tack
store.
Features a selective sense of smell. Bitterly
complains about hubby's sticky-sweet cigar smoke while remaining totally
oblivious to the almost visible aroma of her barn boots drying next to the
heater.
A master of multiplcation. She starts with one
horse,adds a companion and if its a mare she, breeds it.
Socially aware. Knows that formal occassions call
for clean boots.
Easy to please. A new wheelbarrow,custom boots or
even a folding hoof pick will win her heart forever.
Shows her affection in unusual ways. If she pats
you on the the naeck and says "you're a good boy," believe it or not, she loves
you!
I found this in one of my AQHA America's horse
weekly subscription and thought that I certainly resemble this and wanted to
share hope all enjoys
Veronica
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