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    [RC] Not really endurance related, but a joke - NWJH2001

    A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink 
    (or two or three) , doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the 
    heat, the cows and their wives.They weren't exactly the brightest guys, and 
    neither were their comments. Every day they said pretty much the same 
    thing.And it always ended in a pissing contest over who had the worst 
    wife.Today though something was different. There was a wise looking elderly 
    Indian Chief sitting at the bar. They decided to ask him to decide, who had 
    the worst wife.The first man (Sam) complained that his wife was always 
    arguing with him. No matter what he said, she always said the opposite. She 
    didn't just say it either, she said it so loud that the neighbors 
    complained.The old Chief listened attentively and then said, "If your wife 
    was Indian, we would name her Fire-Water."Sam asked "Why would you call her 
    Fire-Water?"The Indian Chief replied, "Every time she opens her mouth she 
    breathes fire and your knees turn to water."The second man (Bubba) said "My 
    wife is so bad that we haven't hadn't had physical relations in darn near 
    twenty years."The chief again listened attentively and pronounced Bubba's 
    wife as "Sleeping-Dragon."When Bubba asked why, the chief replied, "If you 
    try to touch her while she is sleeping, she will become a dragon and bite 
    your head off."Sam and Bubba had a good laugh over their wives new names. 
    Then Sam asked, "Okay, them Indian names are pretty cool, but.... Who has the 
    worst wife?"The chief replied, "I do."Bubba asked what the chiefs wife name 
    was.The chief replied something along the lines of "Whumpo Havo Noja"Both Sam 
    and Bubba looked very confused, and so the chief  explained, "That's my 
    wife's Indian name, it translates in English to "Three-Old-Horses."More 
    puzzled than ever before Bubba asked, "Yeah, but what does it 
    (Three-Old-Horses) mean?The chief sighed, took a sip of his beer and said 
    ,"Nag, Nag, Nag."   
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