Ridecamp: [RC] Not really endurance related, but a joke

A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink 
(or two or three) , doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the 
heat, the cows and their wives.They weren't exactly the brightest guys, and 
neither were their comments. Every day they said pretty much the same 
thing.And it always ended in a pissing contest over who had the worst 
wife.Today though something was different. There was a wise looking elderly 
Indian Chief sitting at the bar. They decided to ask him to decide, who had 
the worst wife.The first man (Sam) complained that his wife was always 
arguing with him. No matter what he said, she always said the opposite. She 
didn't just say it either, she said it so loud that the neighbors 
complained.The old Chief listened attentively and then said, "If your wife 
was Indian, we would name her Fire-Water."Sam asked "Why would you call her 
Fire-Water?"The Indian Chief replied, "Every time she opens her mouth she 
breathes fire and your knees turn to water."The second man (Bubba) said "My 
wife is so bad that we haven't hadn't had physical relations in darn near 
twenty years."The chief again listened attentively and pronounced Bubba's 
wife as "Sleeping-Dragon."When Bubba asked why, the chief replied, "If you 
try to touch her while she is sleeping, she will become a dragon and bite 
your head off."Sam and Bubba had a good laugh over their wives new names. 
Then Sam asked, "Okay, them Indian names are pretty cool, but.... Who has the 
worst wife?"The chief replied, "I do."Bubba asked what the chiefs wife name 
was.The chief replied something along the lines of "Whumpo Havo Noja"Both Sam 
and Bubba looked very confused, and so the chief  explained, "That's my 
wife's Indian name, it translates in English to "Three-Old-Horses."More 
puzzled than ever before Bubba asked, "Yeah, but what does it 
(Three-Old-Horses) mean?The chief sighed, took a sip of his beer and said 
,"Nag, Nag, Nag."   

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