Fw: Aunt Carol

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superpat

Sent: Friday, September 21, 2001 6:14 AM

Subject: Fw: Aunt Carol

maybe we need to recruit Auntie to smoke out 
Bin
Laden!!


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an 
assignment:
     Get their parents to tell them a story 
with a moral at the end of it.
     The next day the kids 
came back and one by one began to tell
     their 
stories.  "Johnny, do you have a story to 
share?"

     "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about 
my Aunt Carol.
     Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert 
Storm and her plane got hit.
     She had to bail out 
over enemy territory and all she had was
     a small 
flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She 
drank
     the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't 
fall into enemy hands
     and then her parachute landed 
right in the middle of twenty
     enemy troops. She shot 
fifteen of them with the gun until she
     ran out of 
bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the 
blade
     broke
     and then she 
killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

     
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of 
moral
     did your daddy tell you from that horrible 
story?

     "Stay  the hell away from Aunt Carol 
when she's been drinking."


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Subject: Aunt Carol

 

     The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
     Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
     The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell
     their stories.  "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

     "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol.
     Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
     She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was
     a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank
     the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands
     and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty
     enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she
     ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade
     broke
     and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

     "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral
     did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?

     "Stay  the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."


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