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Sent: Friday, September 21, 2001 9:05
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Subject: RC: Fw: Aunt Carol
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Sent: Friday, September 21, 2001 6:14 AM
Subject: Fw: Aunt Carol
maybe we need to recruit Auntie to smoke out
Bin
Laden!!
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an
assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story
with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the
kids came back and one by one began to tell
their
stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to
share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story
about my Aunt Carol.
Aunt Carol was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to
bail out over enemy territory and all she had was
a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She
drank
the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
fall into enemy hands
and then her parachute
landed right in the middle of twenty
enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she
ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the
blade
broke
and then
she killed the last Iraqi with her bare
hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified
teacher, "What kind of moral
did your daddy tell
you from that horrible story?
"Stay the
hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."
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