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Re: Re: Re: Fw: New Research



I know that.  So was my response.  I just can't get the hang of these smiley
faces after I make a sarcastic response.  For some reason, I've always
thought of them as the same as putting a heart over your "i" instead of a
dot.  Obviously, I am going to have to rethink  :-)  There.  Not so hard.


Tracey
-----Original Message-----
From: Whitney Bass <bass@bigsky.net>
To: ridecamp@endurance.net <ridecamp@endurance.net>; Tracey
<tracey@tbt.co.za>
Date: Tuesday, June 20, 2000 6:45 PM
Subject: RC: Re: Re: Fw: New Research


>I hope you're not being serious -- I certainly wasn't (it wasn't my
>"theory")!  Just something that made me grin -- I think it was written more
>TIC, than anything else. =-)
>
>Whitney
>
>----------
>> From: Tracey <tracey@tbt.co.za>
>> To: bass@bigsky.net
>> Cc: Ridecamp <ridecamp@endurance.net>
>> Subject: RC:  Re: Fw: New Research
>> Date: Monday, June 19, 2000 11:29 PM
>>
>> Hmm, so if your theory is correct :
>>
>>
>> 1    Smoking should improve one's fitness by killing off the weaker lung
>> cells first; and
>>
>> 2    STD's should enhance sexual performance by killing off the weaker
>> ...um... "sex cells" first.
>>
>>
>> Somehow, I don't think it's going to fly, darling, but nice try.
>>
>>
>> Tracey
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Whitney Bass <bass@bigsky.net>
>> To: Lacey Griffiths <evaughn@bigsky.net>; Jody Hicks
>> <jhicks@vetmed.wsu.edu>; Kris A. Kramer <k2@cyberport.net>;
>> ridecamp@endurance.net <ridecamp@endurance.net>; Drin Becker
>> <rainbow@montana.com>; Carol Rowley <rowley@bigsky.net>; Tanya Tafelmeyer
>> <tantaf@evansinet.com>
>> Date: Monday, June 19, 2000 7:30 PM
>> Subject: RC: Fw: New Research
>>
>>
>> >
>> >> > > The following is an actual excerpt from this month's Forbe's
>> >> > > Magazine:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
>> >> > > buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
>> >> > > weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
>> >> > > selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
>> >> > > general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even
>> >> > > improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as
>> >> > > fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical
>> >> > > signals pass.  Recent epidemiological studies have shown
>> >> > > that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain
>> >> > > cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
>> >> > > first.  Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate
>> >> > > the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and
>> >> > > more efficient machine.  The  result of this in-depth study
>> >> > > verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend
>> >> > > parties and job related performance.  It also explains why,
>> >> > > after a few short years of leaving a university and getting
>> >> > > married, most professionals cannot keep up with the
>> >> > > performance of the new graduates.  Only those few that stick
>> >> > > to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can
>> >> > > maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved during
>> >> > > their college years.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
>> >> > > technological edge, we must not shudder in our homes.  Get
>> >> > > back into the bars.  Quaff that pint.  Your company and
>> >> > > country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny
>> >> > > yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the
>> >> > > bottle and be all that you can be.
>> >> > >
>> >> > >
>> >> > >
>> >> >
>> >
>> >
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