Re: Re: Fw: New Research

["Whitney Bass" <bass@bigsky.net>]

I hope you're not being serious -- I certainly wasn't (it wasn't my
"theory")!  Just something that made me grin -- I think it was written more
TIC, than anything else. =-)

Whitney

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> From: Tracey <tracey@tbt.co.za>
> To: bass@bigsky.net
> Cc: Ridecamp <ridecamp@endurance.net>
> Subject: RC:  Re: Fw: New Research
> Date: Monday, June 19, 2000 11:29 PM
> 
> Hmm, so if your theory is correct :
> 
> 
> 1    Smoking should improve one's fitness by killing off the weaker lung
> cells first; and
> 
> 2    STD's should enhance sexual performance by killing off the weaker
> ...um... "sex cells" first.
> 
> 
> Somehow, I don't think it's going to fly, darling, but nice try.
> 
> 
> Tracey
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Whitney Bass <bass@bigsky.net>
> To: Lacey Griffiths <evaughn@bigsky.net>; Jody Hicks
> <jhicks@vetmed.wsu.edu>; Kris A. Kramer <k2@cyberport.net>;
> ridecamp@endurance.net <ridecamp@endurance.net>; Drin Becker
> <rainbow@montana.com>; Carol Rowley <rowley@bigsky.net>; Tanya Tafelmeyer
> <tantaf@evansinet.com>
> Date: Monday, June 19, 2000 7:30 PM
> Subject: RC: Fw: New Research
> 
> 
> >
> >> > > The following is an actual excerpt from this month's Forbe's
> >> > > Magazine:
> >> > >
> >> > > A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
> >> > > buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
> >> > > weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
> >> > > selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
> >> > > general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even
> >> > > improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.
> >> > >
> >> > > In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as
> >> > > fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical
> >> > > signals pass.  Recent epidemiological studies have shown
> >> > > that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain
> >> > > cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
> >> > > first.  Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate
> >> > > the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and
> >> > > more efficient machine.  The  result of this in-depth study
> >> > > verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend
> >> > > parties and job related performance.  It also explains why,
> >> > > after a few short years of leaving a university and getting
> >> > > married, most professionals cannot keep up with the
> >> > > performance of the new graduates.  Only those few that stick
> >> > > to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can
> >> > > maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved during
> >> > > their college years.
> >> > >
> >> > > So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
> >> > > technological edge, we must not shudder in our homes.  Get
> >> > > back into the bars.  Quaff that pint.  Your company and
> >> > > country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny
> >> > > yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the
> >> > > bottle and be all that you can be.
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> >
> >
> >
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