[Fwd: CTR: FW: Just A Lil Horsey Humor for YA ALL !! :)]

[Patrick Allen <jfhr@inetworld.net>]

Anybody out there identify with this? HeeHee, chuckle, grin!

Jackie Weeks wrote:

> >
> >
> >Subject: Just A Lil Horsey Humor for YA ALL !! :)
> >
> >E. O. D.
> >Equine Obsessive Disorder
> >Do you suffer from this disease?
> >
> >If you relate to any of the following you too may be afflicted:
> >
> >     The first three numbers on your speed dial are reserved for the
> >vet, the
> >farrier, and the local tack shop.
> >     Your idea of a dream car is a 1-ton crew cab dually.
> >     The picture of your horse on your desk at work is bigger than the
> >picture
> >of your husband.
> >     Your horse is on the best vitamin supplement available, yours comes
> >from
> >the generic section at Walmart.
> >     Your Christmas list reads like an inventory list at your favorite
> >tack
> >store.
> >     Your husband picks the hay out of your hair before going out for an
> >
> >evening.
> >     Your idea of the perfect companion for your dog is a Mini.
> >     You have so many horses you don't have time to ride.
> >     You don't go on vacation unless its somewhere your horse can go.
> >     Your barn is cleaner than your house.
> >     Almost have a breakdown if you have to go visit relatives that
> >don't have
> >horses.
> >     You know you have too many horses but buy another one anyway.
> >     Your favorite sports teams are the Denver Broncos, the Indianapolis
> >
> >Colts, the Philadelphia Phillies (fillies), and of course the Roy
> >Mustangs.
> >     Instead of flowers your husband brings you a new bridle when he
> >wants to
> >get lucky.
> >     Bought your kid her first horse before she could walk.
> >     Have you ever had to buy a bigger horse trailer because your horse
> >didn't
> >like the little one, then have to buy a bigger truck to pull the bigger
> >trailer, then have to build a new building to put the new rig in?
> >
> >Warning:
> >E. O. D.  Is Genetic...  Does your Daughter Suffer?
> >
> >     Was her first word "Horsey"?
> >     Would she rather clean stalls than clean her room?
> >     Can't get out of bed at 7:00 on weekdays to go to school, but is up
> >at
> >5:00 with no         problem on Saturday to make it to the horse show on
> >time?
> >     Are all her math questions answered in hands?
> >     Whenever the teacher mentions horses all the kids look at her?
> >     If there is a report to do on animals the teacher automatically
> >puts her
> >down for horses?
> >     Buys her prom dress at the Goodwill so she has enough money left
> >over for
> >a new saddlepad?
> >     Has a hoofpick ever fallen out of her jeans pocket in the washing
> >machine?
> >     Goes to a rodeo to actually look at the horses and not the
> >Wranglers?
> >     Goes down to the barn in the morning to feed, before SHE eats?
> >
> >Last but not least:
> >All of the above seems perfectly normal!
> >Yes, you are definitely Equine Obsessed.
> >
> >
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