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Jonni in So. Calif. commented on trail obstacles:

"So, maybe judges need to think about these philosophies when judging horses
and riders, and we as riders need to enjoy the trail and our well
conditioned horses, and not dwell on the obstacles. Just my $02 worth."

A friend in PA just sent the following...I can't resist

John (VT)

>>One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were
>>standing around near the horse paddocks watching the horses frolic.
>>"I am certainly bored," stated John.

>>"Me too," Paul chimed in.

>>Peter stood and watched the horses.  "I know!" Peter began.
>>"Why don't we have a horse show?" Paul and John thought that
>>the idea was great except for one small detail that Paul pointed out.

>>"Who are we to compete against, Peter?"  Paul asked.

>>The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer.  "We
>>will call up Satan and invite him to the horse show.  I mean, we have
>>all of the finest horses here in heaven, all of the World and National
>>Champions are here.  His stable is ridden with the spoiled, difficult
>>and mean horses.  We are certain to win at the show!"

>>And so the trio calls up Satan on the other realm communication
>>lines and invited him to their horse show.  Satan laughed and asked
>>why they would want to be humiliated like that, because he would certainly
>>beat them. Peter, Paul and John did not understand. "What
>>do you mean Satan?" Peter asked.  "We have all of the National and World
>>Champion horses in our stable in heaven.  How could you
>>possibly beat us?"

>>Satan paused a moment and then laughed.  "Have you forgotten
>>so soon gentlemen? I have all the judges!"

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