chuckle for the day

[Momma244@aol.com]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons 
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse 
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rythmic 
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle in terror. She grabs  for 
the horses mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw  her 
arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse 
anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. 
Finally, giving up her frail grip she leaps away  from the horse to try and 
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foothas become entangled in the 
stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head is 
struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the 
ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great 
fortune.....the Walmart manager sees  her and shuts the horse off.


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