Fires in Florida

[Howard4567@aol.com]

OK.  I'm starting to hear the helicopters over my house again.  Like last 
year wasn't bad enough.  What is going on here?  Two year drought?  I didn't 
think sand could burn twice in one year.

So here's the deal.  Last year we had so much fun and excitement, I'm now 
offering it to all ridecamp subscribers.   Spend your summer vacation 
experiencing what it's like to live under martial law.  I'll take you behind 
the front lines, into the jaws of death.  In the line of fire (real fire).  
When the nice policeman says, "No, you can't go home to your horses and your 
kids,"  we'll just go in the back way.  4-wheeling thru the burning 
brush-fires you'll get the thrill of a lifetime.  Imagine the look on your 
kids, faces as they wonder if we'll get out of this mudhole before the flames 
reach our truck!!!!!  And you thought Disney was exciting.

And for you smokers, think of the money you'll save.  No need to buy 
cigarrettes anymore.  The air here is equal to smoking atleast 3 packs a day. 
 Cough, cough.

And the kicker is, for your fun and entertainment dollar, we don't charge.  
It's free.  All you gotta do is man the roof with a garden hose and put out 
those flying embers as they float by you.  Can't beat that anywhere.  And you 
get to camp out at night with a couple firefighters.  Last year we had 4 
different sunsets.  Glows in every direction.

So come on down y'all.  We might even have electric until the poles burn.  
And don't forget your horse.  You might need him if your car catches on fire.

Email me for reservations.  They're burning up fast,
Howard


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