Snake Bite Funny

["robert and carla lawson" <robandcarla@hotmail.com>]

Joe and Bubba were riding through a forest one day. When Bubba said "hey Joe 
I need to take a break and go find a tree."
so Joe and Bubba stop and dismount.
Joe holds the reins while Bubba trots off to the woods.
All of a sudden Bubba lets out a loud blood curdling scream. (men don't 
normally scream)
Joe drops the reins to the horses and runs to go investigate.
Bubba is laying on the ground screaming he was snake bit by a rattler.
Joe tells him to hang on he will ride and go get help.
Joe ties Bubbas horse up nearby and rides like wildfire to find help. He 
sees a Cabin and pounds on the door. no Answer. But there on the wall was a 
first aid kit similar to the one he had at home.
So he breaks a window and steals it. In the first aid kit was a booklet on 
how to administer first aid. In the booklet was a section on treating snake 
bites.
He read quickly that you can suck out the poison with your mouth and 
spitting out the poison.
So taking the first aid kit he mounts his horse and rushes back to his 
ailing friend.
"Bubba Bubba I can help you. First tell me where your bite is?"
Bubba Mumbled something.
Joe fearing his friend was delerious he rushes over and shakes him
"Bubba Bubba Where is the snake bite at."
Bubba replied "oh it hurts so bad.. Help me!"
Joe went to his horse and took the booklet from the kit. "Bubba this book 
tells me how I can help you. Where did you get bit at!"
Bubba replied "on my private!"
Joe looked at the book and read further.
Bubba asked" so what does the book say?"
Joe reads to make two incisions over the bite and to suck out the poison and 
spit it out. He looks at his friend. "Where is that bite again?" he 
questions.
"I said he bit me on my private!" Bubba cried.
Joe looked at Bubba sadly and said " Bubba I am soo sorry it says your gonna 
die!"

Okay someone is probably gonna flame me here. I meant no harm just a funny.
Carla (did someone says snakes?)
Ansata (Mom? whats a snake?)
Haley (its them slithery looking things i stomp in the ground.)
Rob *someone help me rob is up a tree when he saw a snake and I can't get 
him down*
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