You Know He's a Loser When....

["Karen J. Zelinsky" <kjz2@juno.com>]

Hey Campers --
FYI, tho' this ain't in the Endur. category, you know you can strike THIS
discipline off your horse's list (maybe narrowing the selection further
down to - waa-waa- endurance) WHEN  you TRY to do the dressage test and
....  
--  Courtesy of Karen-the-dressage-virus-importer-in-PA :)


The amazing new dressage test
for horses unsuitable to become anything

The Test
1 A Enter at ordinary serpentine
    X Sprawl. Salute

2 C Stop dead. Stare in horror at judge and shy to left
    Continue at ordinary working gallop

3 E Stagger left 20 or 15 or 22 meter in diameter circle or pear shape
or 5 pointed star. Avoid excessive crossing of legs

4. K Begin to halt
    Z Keep trying
    F You can do it
    B Pulley rein  Give up  Continue at out of hand gallop

5 H Regain right Stirrup. Continue at ordinary trot, bouncing.

6 MKT Change rein. Free Walk loose rein
    remove horse from judges luncheon table
    ask judge for leg up. Jump back into ring

7 Turn down centre line
     Halt. Grin . Scratch. Burst in to tears. Leave area at free walk on
long reins. loose language



Have fun all

Nick
(back from France to rainy windy England)



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