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You Know He's a Loser When....
Hey Campers --
FYI, tho' this ain't in the Endur. category, you know you can strike THIS
discipline off your horse's list (maybe narrowing the selection further
down to - waa-waa- endurance) WHEN you TRY to do the dressage test and
....
-- Courtesy of Karen-the-dressage-virus-importer-in-PA :)
The amazing new dressage test
for horses unsuitable to become anything
The Test
1 A Enter at ordinary serpentine
X Sprawl. Salute
2 C Stop dead. Stare in horror at judge and shy to left
Continue at ordinary working gallop
3 E Stagger left 20 or 15 or 22 meter in diameter circle or pear shape
or 5 pointed star. Avoid excessive crossing of legs
4. K Begin to halt
Z Keep trying
F You can do it
B Pulley rein Give up Continue at out of hand gallop
5 H Regain right Stirrup. Continue at ordinary trot, bouncing.
6 MKT Change rein. Free Walk loose rein
remove horse from judges luncheon table
ask judge for leg up. Jump back into ring
7 Turn down centre line
Halt. Grin . Scratch. Burst in to tears. Leave area at free walk on
long reins. loose language
Have fun all
Nick
(back from France to rainy windy England)
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