Re: RC: You Know He's a Loser When....

[Marv Walker <Marv@MarvWalker.com>]

> The amazing new dressage test
> for horses unsuitable to become anything
> 
> The Test

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> 4. K Begin to halt
>     Z Keep trying
>     F You can do it
>     B Pulley rein  Give up  Continue at out of hand gallop
> 
> 5 H Regain right Stirrup. Continue at ordinary trot, bouncing.
> 
> 6 MKT Change rein. Free Walk loose rein
>     remove horse from judges luncheon table
>     ask judge for leg up. Jump back into ring
> 
> 7 Turn down centre line
>      Halt. Grin . Scratch. Burst in to tears. Leave area at free walk on
> long reins. loose language

Actually No. 7 should be No. 8.  No. 7 is Wanderin X to C.

Marv "Dressage tests ain't so hard.  I passed 
Levels 1, 2, 3 and 4 using only one pencil." Walker
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