GO ON BOB

["Tracey" <tracey@tbt.co.za>]

If you've been following the Zim crisis, you may enjoy this one:
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>> A business executive on his way home from work in Harare came to
>> a dead halt in traffic on the Borrowdale Road, and thought to himself,
>> "Wow,
>> this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He
>> notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars
>> so he
>> rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold up?"
>> The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about
>> the thought of losing the referendum that he stopped his motorcade in the
>> middle of the road and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and
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>> himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the
>> money to pay for Grace's new house or for her next shopping trip. I'm
>walking
>> around taking up a collection for him."
>> Oh really? How much have you collected so far?
>> So far about three hundred gallons but a lot of folks are still
siphoning.
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