Humor

[Sarah Ralston <ralston@AESOP.RUTGERS.EDU>]

What happens when you forward a ridecamp joke to non-horsey friends:
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 10:02:46 -0400 (EDT)
From: horvath@AESOP.RUTGERS.EDU
Subject: Hilde & Marilee offended ME (fwd)
To: Ralston <Ralston@AESOP.RUTGERS.EDU>

Dear Sarah,

I sent off the Horse Rules to my groups...this was one reply...

Hilde

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 19:35:06 -0600
From: Lucy <jbtl@BELLSOUTH.NET>
Reply-To: Breast Cancer Discussion List <BREAST-CANCER@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>
To: BREAST-CANCER@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
Subject: Hilde & Marilee offended ME

Dear List, Hilde & Marilee,

I am a horse who speaks the english language and I am offended by having
all the rules of etiquette for english speaking horses posted on the BC
List. My mother, a lovely little southern filly from Alabama is offended
that someone stole our Alabama joke and put "West Virginia" on it. Jokes
like these are the exclusive property of people who live in Mississippi,
Alabama, and Arkansas. I have many funnier ones concerning Alabama in my
joke file, but since I have been offended, I am going to kick the screen
out of every monitor of every person reading this and then I am going to
leave and you will never hear my jokes!

Neigh, Neigh, Neigh, Neigh, Nay,Nay,  and I do not appreciate the fact that
my potty habits have been posted either. It's my hay, my stall, my pee, and
my barn.

Sincerely,

Secretariat's g-g-g-g-grandaughter