Visit to the Vet (humor)

[Lynette Helgeson <helgeson@lansford.ndak.net>]

> > A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog,
> > screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an
> > examination room and has him put his dog down on
> > the examination table.  The vet examines the still,
> > limp body and after a few moments tells the man
> > that his dog, regrettable, is dead.
> >
> > The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept
> > this, demands a second opinion.
> >
> > The vet goes into the back room and comes out with
> > a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body.
> > The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking
> > and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet
> > and meows.  The vet looks at the man and says,
> >
> > "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too."
> >
> > The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
> > The vet brings in a black labrador.  The lab sniffs the
> > body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the
> > vet and barks.  The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm
> > sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
> >
> > The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the
> > vet and asks how much he owes.
> >
> > The vet answers, "$650.
> >
> > "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man....
> >
> > "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you
> > $50 for my initial diagnosis.  The additional $600 was
> > for the cat scan and lab tests."
> >
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