Fw: Temperatures

["Jerry & Mary Fields" <fields@mesh.net>]

Thought I'd forward this for all the folks who chatted about when it was too
cold to ride, etc. The definitions of temperatures were too cute to pass up
with our members being from all over the world. Since I grew up in Georgia
but lived in CT, VA, NC, KY, France, England, and Sweden, I can appreciate
the humor. I'm in TX for good now.
Mary
-

>Air Temperatures:
>>
>> 60 degrees - Californians put on their mink coats.
>>
>> 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.  Californians shiver
>> uncontrollably,
>>
>> 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. Californians
>weep
>> pitiably.
>>
>> 40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians disappear,
>> Wisconsinites go swimming.
>>
>> 35 degrees - Italian cars don't start.
>>
>> 32 degrees - Water freezes.
>>
>> 30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia.
>>
>> 25 degrees - Ohio water freezes, Wisconsinites eat ice cream,
>Canadians go
>> swimming.
>>
>> 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York
>City
>> water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
>>
>> 15 degrees - French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in
>your bed
>> with you.
>>
>> 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
>>
>> 5 degrees - British cars don't start.
>>
>> 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts, American cars don't start.
>>
>> -10 degrees - German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you
>step
>> outside.
>>
>> -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo,
>> Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to
>exist.
>>
>> -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you,
>politicians
>> actually do something about the homeless, Wisconsinites shovel snow
>off
>> roof, Japanese cars don't start.
>>
>> -25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get  the
>driver
>> going.
>>
>> -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't
>start.
>>
>> -40 degrees -Wisconsinites button top button, Canadians put on
>sweater,
>> your car helps you plan your trip South.
>>
>> -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the
>bathroom
>> window.
>>
>> -80 degrees - Polar bears move South, Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo
>Bills)
>> fans order hot cocoa at the game.
>>
>> -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
>>
>> -100 degrees- Hell freezes over and Democrats finally admit Clinton
>is a
>> liar.
>
>
>