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nanny-nanny boo-boo, mine's more difficult than yours......



Here you go:

Fly them to the moon (no gravity, no oxygen, no water, humidity (what???),
strange terrain - no one is used to this) strap on the oxygen helmets and
space suits supplying a 90 degree, 70% humidity inner-suit temp, for both
riders (or floaters as they are called on the moon) and horses, then see
who is the "Best" all around team in any terrain.....  

Then calculate the Secondary Hypothesis concerning the chemical reaction of
dehydrated grain consumed in Arabs vs. non Arabs + hoof strength divided by
Tang carried but not consumed, over the negative progress of EasyMoon Boots
x 6% gravity minus elevation lost with uneven footing (those anorthosites
are tough), and add in the molecular dysfunction of metal bit reaction with
left handed vs. right handed floaters......uh, then divide by speed times
165 plus horse's Earth weight to even out the lunar field.....

Yikes, then we could see which rig drivers were better, those driving
through all that sand in FL (better not get that wheel off the pavement) or
those treacherous ROCKY MT passes (better not get that wheel off the
pavement) or the DARK SIDE of the moon (loose cell phone contact with other
lost rig drivers, and better not drop that moon unit off the crater edge)
and decide that the shortest distance between two points is not as a rig
driver.... 

Now I'm loosing it.  Sorry.  <sheepish grin>  Let's go ride.

Bambi Forbes
Korolev Basin, Aitken (South Pole - Lunar farside)



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