Dilbert (fwd)

[Chris Paus <paus@micoks.net>]

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>A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest.  These are actual quotes
>from managers out there:
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>  - As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the
>  building using individual security cards.  Pictures will be taken
>  next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.
>  (This was the winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems)
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>  - What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will
>  encounter.
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>  - How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?
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>  - E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It
>  should be used only to be used for company business.
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>  - Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a
>  good job in training people.
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>  - This project is so important, we can't let things that are more
>  important interfere with it.
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>  - Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.
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>  - No one will believe you solved this problem in one day!  We've
>  been working on it for months.  Now, go act busy for a few weeks and
>  I'll let you know when it's time to tell them.
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