Cel-phones and weapons

["Raymond O'Donohue" <rayo@cfw.com>]

Saying you'll call the police if molested is like me saying I'll leaf 
through the latest new-age horse training book on the way down a bad hill 
while Chico insists on fighting the bit with his chin touching the 
ground.(and no,I still haven't solved that problem.Pray for me.)