how true how true

[Chris Paus <paus@micoks.net>]

>JUST INSERT "ARABIAN"
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>>     HORSE HUSBANDS LAMENT!
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>>        My wife she has a quarter horse, with flaxen mane and tail
>>       She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail
>>       She calls him Dandy Darling, and if the truth I tell,
>>       That fancy pampered quarter horse has made my life pure HELL.
>>       My wife she used to cook for ME and serve it with champagne
>>       Now she'd rather feed that horse and fix his special grain.
>>       She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night,
>>       The last time that she kissed ME it was just to be polite.
>>       He dresses better than I do, with matching wraps and ties,
>>       My wardrobe's so neglected now that I attract the flies.
>>       One day my wife was shopping, she was down at the mall,
>>       And fancy pampered DANDY was just standing in his stall.
>>       He looked so smug and sassy, that I began to grin,
>>       I'd saddle that fat sucker, and take him for a spin.
>>       I've wondered since if cues I gave, he might have misconstrued,
>>       For when I climbed aboard that horse, he rightly came UNGLUED.
>>       He bucked and spun, and snorted fire, and threw me through a fence.
>>       I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth that I ain't heard from since.
>>       My wife came home and saw me, just a lying in the dirt,
>>       She rushed up to her HORSE and asked him, "Sweetheart are you HURT?"
>>       He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet,
>>       She left me lying in the mud, and ran to call the VET!!!
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>>       Author Unknown
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