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    [RC] Cowboys.. - Jim Holland

    >From my ride buddy Flinn Anderson who is impatiently awaiting the
    arrival of her "new edition" in February so she can get back to riding
    her horses.....
    It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked
    trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's
    horse went around the narrow  trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming
    itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his
    six-gun to shoot the snake.
    "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot. I'm an enchanted
    rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes
    you want."
    The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the
    snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face
    like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and
    finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding."
    The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house
    you'll have all three wishes."
    The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the
    way to the bunkhouse. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside
    to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark
    Gable.  He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
    muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger's. Really excited now, he tore
    down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "My God, I was riding
    the mare!"
    Jim, Sun of Dimanche, and Mahada Magic
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