Ridecamp: [RC] Hot topics

Someone wrote and requested that I re-run this post for this occasion.  I
don't know if I want to give anybody ideas on what topic to bring up
next!

Conversation starters:

I was just thinking about making up a standard post ridecamp covering all
the hot topics. It could be used by anyone at any time that they don't
feel they're getting enough mail:

 To whom it may concern:
I believe Limited Distance is endurance...and we should all try to come
in first on 25 milers with barefoot trims. All shoes cripple horses.  I
consider 25 miles endurance because I am handicapped and on full
disability.  

However, my goal is to ride International because I really want to win
the big money.  Unfortunately I got pulled this week when my horse
thumped.  I feed straight Alfalfa because I always have and I know it's
not the problem.   I don't ride Arabians. They're all idiots and shy too
much.  Besides, they all have clubbed feet.

I just got back from a ride where it looked like the ride manager made a
killing.  I think that he should return my required deposit because  they
didn't offer a vegetarian platter for me.  I parked between two huge rigs
with really loud generators which ran all night.  

Their stallion that always kicks other horses in the vet check broke out
of his electric corral and got tangled up in my 3 dog's chains.
Fortunately I always leave my dogs loose so they weren't on them at the
time. Since I always ride with a 357 I was able to put him out of his
misery before he damaged my chains. 

 Later a neighbor came over to ask me what he could do about
 the loin rubs that his Ortho-Flex had caused. I told him all
Ortho-Flexes always cripple *every* horse who has ever worn them then I
asked him what brand of GPS he recommended. The next morning I couldn't
leave because the transmission on my Dodge Ram had gone out. 

I was so upset I forgot to soak my beetpulp long enough and my horse got
choked.  (Forward this to everyone on your list...it's really not a hoax,
my brother in law sent it and he's a professional!)

 Angie

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