Fwd: Fw: I'm In/Let's get the Taliban

["hope lundquist" <wwho20@hotmail.com>]

>Fw: I'm In, Let's get the Taliban

>
> > > > >Take all American women who are within five years of menopause -
>train
> > > us
> > > > >for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas
>masks,
> > > > >moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned 
>tuna
> > > > >drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of 
>Afghanistan,
> > > and
> > > > >let us do what comes naturally.
> > > > >
> > > > >Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard
> > stuff
> > >
> > > > >like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to 
>make
> > > even
> > > > >armed men in turbans tremble. We've had our children, we would 
>gladly
> > > > >suffer or die to protect them and their future.
> > > > >
> > > > >We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left
>already.
> > > > >And over those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good
>man
> > > > >with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by
> > lightning.
> > > We
> > > > >have nothing to lose.
> > > > >
> > > > >We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate
>diet,
> > > > >and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never
> > lost
> > > a
> > > > >pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of
> > > Afghanistan
> > > > >with no food at all!
> > > > >
> > > > >We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars,
> > hardware
> > >
> > > > >stores, or sporting events... ..finding bin Laden in some cave will
>be
> > > no
> > > > >problem.
> > > > >
> > > > >Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government?
>Oh,
> > > > >please ... we've planned the eating arrangements for in-laws and
> > > extended
> > > > >families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal
> > > > >warfare.
> > > > >
> > > > >Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick 
>there
>is
> > > > >for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money
> > sources.
> > >
> > > > >We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ...
> > > > >with or without the government's help!
> > > > >
> > > > >Let us go and fight.  The Taliban hates women.  Imagine their 
>terror
>as
> > > we
> > > > >crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their god forsaken terrain.
> > >
>
>


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