Re: Buying horses/blind dates

["Becky Huffman" <tos@htcomp.net>]

and don't forget how people often use the term 'prospect' when they mean
'project' <G>

Becky Huffman, Cleburne, Texas
www.TheOriginalSeries.com



----- Original Message -----
From: beth glover <bgloverhrsewmn@hotmail.com>
To: <ridecamp@endurance.net>
Sent: Monday, September 17, 2001 9:07 AM
Subject: RC: Buying horses/blind dates


> Hi Ridecampers; I have been looking at horses to buy. (of course I always
look at horses to buy--for years I been doin it, but this time I have a
clutch of dollars clinched in my fist)
> It occured to me after a couple of  exasperating, wasteful encounters that
buying a horse reminded me of my single days and going on a date or getting
"fixed up".  I thought I'd share my thoughts and share a smile with you all.
(I am trying to create a joke here..pay attention!)
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> This is what they say, and what it really means (in my experiences);
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> "She has a great personality!"---She's fat.
> "He's really smart"---he's short.
> "He has a great personality"---He's ugly.
> "It's just a rash"--It's a wierd disease that is costly and difficult to
treat.
> "She's got a nice body"---she's got ugly legs.
> "He's really athletic"--he's stupid
> "She's just been gaining weight lately"---She got knocked up by the boy
next door,
>          and nobody knows it just yet.
> "He's handsome, an honest worker, with a good education and very
loveable"--he is personally committed to someone other than you, and it's
till death do them part.
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> Hope you all get a little smile out of my crazy observations...Beth Glover
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