Re: RC: Re: Auto vs. manual for towing

[Howard4567@aol.com]

In a message dated 5/20/01 12:52:45 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
CMKSAGEHIL@aol.com writes:

> whose only automatics were relics of ex-husbands who didn't know how to 
drive 
> standards.

Heidi, your ex's don't count.  To drive a standard you must have two legs and 
two arms, which none of these poor men have.  Rumor is you surgically removed 
them, right after the honeymoon, so, it's no wonder they now have to drive an 
automatic.

Now, my first lesson, for you ladies who can't drive a stick, will be on that 
funny little gauge next to the speedometer; the one where it says RPM.  
Contrary to popular belief amongst women on Ridecamp, RPM does not stand for 
Resting Pulse for your Mare or Resting Pulse while Menstruating (before you 
get mad at that one, keep in mind I am not the first one who opened this 
door).  Gee, I wonder if TI would kick me off his site for that paragraph?

Make sure y'all bring a notepad and a pen at my Shifting Clinic, cause we 
will go into minute detail on that subject.  No stone will be left unturned.  
It's all in the details.

Truman will be with me, he's the one with the purty legs, since we'll 
probably both be wearing shorts (humor, in class, is very important).  
Hopefully, we'll be able to keep Truman on the subject at hand, but he might 
try and SHIFT Gears and sell everyone a Reactor Panel Horse Saddle, when we 
give him the microphone.  Consider yourself warned about that one.

cya,
Howard (If they don't fix my AC soon, my puter's gonna blow up from the heat. 
 I have it in my cooler, on top of the beer, so it won't get wet.  This works 
OK till I run out of beer)