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And don't forget pickles! I an experience one New Years' Eve involving my desire to fit into my slinky dress around that time of the month where women have that water weight bulge. My nurse coworker gave me 2 water pills which she said to take 2 hours apart. Soooooo... I fit into my dress and Mark and I were off to parties. We got back at 1 AM and went to bed. An hour later I was screaming in pain--- literally in tears--- with cramps in my right leg. He grabbed the muscle messager (you know, the one with "springs" that you put on your hand that athletes use) and tried to message the cramp away. Finally the pain started to subside and I fell asleep only to awake 2 hours later with another bout in my left leg. Again tears and Mark was up trying to get my muscles to relax. After 20 minutes or so it stopped and I was exhausted and fell back asleep until around 6 AM when they started up again. Here is Mark with the messager going and me screaming Lower---higher---make it go away-- it hurts so bad!!!--- and crying-- and Mark called the hospital at that point and they told him it sounded like a chemical imbalance and did we have pickles or bananas around? Mark raced out of the bedroom to get a pickle and almost tripped over his older roommate (in his 50's and we were in our 20's then) who was sitting in a chair right outside Mark's bedroom door obviously FEIGNING reading a magazine. Mark said to him "Ed, did you hear Bette crying in there?" To which he all too quickly replied "No" (with a red face) and Mark added; "She's got leg cramps REALLY bad! We need pickles." Mark said the relief on Ed's face was pretty obvious. Soooo, the moral of this story is to always keep pickles and/or bananas by your bedside (and be prepared to offer explanations to any visitors who might wander in) ;-) Bette PS I got the computer VD as I had my Norton off because I was installing a program and forgot to turn it back on. Norton couldn't delete the files because Windows was using them (scary) so I had to go into DOS to do it. If anyone else has this problem, email me and I'll tell you how I did it with trial and error. Fortunately I have Navigator so it couldn't be transmitted. Can we make a rule about banning Outlook??? (Kidding--- but only half) -- Bette Lamore Whispering Oaks Arabians, Home of 16.2hh TLA Halynov (Yes, really 16.2!) http://www.arabiansporthorse.com
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