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Fwd: Fw: Normal trip to Wal Mart (humor for the cranky people)



   Ok so maybe this isn't endurance related but
thought it would get everyone's mind of the crappy
weather, animal by products and such.
  
Penny
(good thing Steph's busy playing in the desert!)

> 
> Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner is
> taking his/her sweet 
> time 
> 
> 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
> people's carts when they 
> aren't looking. 
> 
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute
> intervals. 
> 
> 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the
> rest rooms. 
> 
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
> official tone, 'I think we 
> have a code 3 in house wares,' and see what happens.
> 
> 
> 5. Put M&M's on layaway. 
> 
> 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 
> 
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell
> others you'll only invite 
> them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
> department. 
> 
> 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to
> cry and ask, 'Why won't 
> you people leave me alone.' 
> 
> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as
> a mirror while you pick 
> your nose. 
> 
> 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme
> from 'Mission 
> Impossible.' 
> 
> 11. While handling guns in the hunting department
> ask the clerk if he knows 
> where the antidepressants are. 
> 
> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna
> look using different size 
> funnels. 
> 
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
> through say 'PICK ME! 
> PICK ME!!!!! 
> 
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker
> assume the fetal 
> position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices
> again.' 
> 
> 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real
> loud....."Hey we're out of toilet 
> paper in here!" 
> 
> 
> 
>   
> 
> 


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