Golf Balls

[bigd <kelli@mb.sympatico.ca>]

Possible solutions:

1. Leave golf balls in the toes of his boots. Your answer to his
indignation should be "well you expect the horses to walk on them, why
shouldn't you?"

2. Make spaghetti and meat balls for dinner, replacing his meat balls
with golf balls. Your answer to his indignation here should be "well you
leave them out for the dogs to eat, let's see how your digestive system
deals with them."

3. Put them in his bed . . . 

I'm sure you can think of more along these lines.

Kelli
in Manitoba