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[TddWil@aol.com]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-
 both could barely see over the dash board.

As they were cruising along they came to an
 intersection. The stoplight was red but they went
 on through it.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself,
I must be losing it.
I could have sworn we went through a red light.

After a few more minutes, they came to another
intersection and the light was red again. Again
she went right through it.

This time the woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red, but was really
concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very
close attention to the road and the next
intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light
was definitely red and they went right through it!

She turned to the other woman and said, Mildred!
Did you know we just went through three red lights in
a row? You could have killed us!

 Mildred turned to her and said, Oh shit, am I driving?