Define Twinkie?

["robert and carla lawson" <robandcarla@hotmail.com>]

oh this is realllllllly a good one and I would love to see Howard answer 
this one! but I will give you mine first
Twinkie (noun) TWEN-KEY A sugar substance that can cause HH syndrome if 
abused (see HH syndrome)Also has been known to cause LA disease see (LA 
disease) This confection has been known to bring endurance riders from death 
during long rides.Also has been known to help prevent serious back injuries 
if you keep your fanny pack full of them. Be Cautious of stale hardened 
twinkies. Stale hardened twinkies can be fatal if you throw or hit someone 
with them. Use caution if opening previous ride fanny packs with possible 
stale twinkies in them. Remove stale twinkie from pack with hands if 
packaging has not been open. Try  to curb any ideas of eating said 
confection. Confection can be fatal from gag effects. If Twinkie has become 
unwrapped or open remove twinkie from fanny pack with pressure washer set on 
high. careful not to loose any digits. Twinkies have also been known to help 
curb any PMS symtoms but is not to be replaced for chocolate.
HH Syndrome-(Hippo Hips) HH syndrome is the effect of eating to many 
twinkies and other garbage see also LA disease.
LA disease (Lard Ass) result from HH Syndrome if not treated at early stage.
Carla (that is the twinkie!nice version!)
Ansata (Mom is good at knowing these things!)
Haley (Oh you should see the study she is currently doing on effects of 
pizza and consumption of beer.)
Rob (Not again?? not the twinkie issue!)
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