not endurance related

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This is not endurance related but could not help but share

hope it goes thru
cya
Bill


> Things My Mom & Dad Taught Me
    > 
    > They taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
    > "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside-I just finished
cleaning!"
    > 
    > They taught me RELIGION:
    > "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
    > 
    > They taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
    > "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the
middle of next week!"
    > 
    > They taught me LOGIC:
    > "Because I said so, that's why!"
    > 
    > They taught me FORESIGHT:
    > "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an
accident."
    > 
    > They taught me IRONY:
    > "Keep laughing and I'll GIVE you something to cry about!"
    > 
    > They taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
    > "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
    > 
    > They taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
    > "Will you LOOK at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
    > 
    > They taught me about STAMINA:
    > "You'll sit there till all that spinach is finished."
    > 
    > They taught me about METEOROLOGY:
    > "It looks like a tornado just hit your room!"
    > 
    > They taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
    > "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you
listen then?"
    > 
    > They taught me about HYPOCRISY:
    > "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: don't
exaggerate!!"
    > 
    > They taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
    > "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
    > 
    > They taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
    > "Stop acting like your father (or mother)!"
    > 
    > They taught me about ENVY:
    > "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who
don't
    > have wonderful parents like you do!"
    > 
    > 
    > THANKS, MOM & DAD!