WEEKEND THOUGHTS TO PONDER......

["Tracey" <tracey@tbt.co.za>]

DO YOU EVER WONDER?


If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do you call a male ladybug?


What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of
parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?



Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on,
what happens?



Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Tracey
(who is going home now, so eat your hearts out!)