Re: Fw: Fw: Horse's View of the World

[Victoria A Thompson <toriandsteve@juno.com>]

Time for a little levity.

Tori

>> Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
>>
>> Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the
>> sensitive
>>       tissues of the mouth.
>>
>> Bucking: counterirritant
>>
>> Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
>>
>> Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to
>> respect
>>                 the bit.
>>
>> Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
>>
>> Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
>>
>> Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
>>
>> Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
>>
>> Hotwalker: The lesser of two evils.
>>
>> Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
>>
>> Latch: Type of puzzle.
>>
>> Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
>>
>> Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
>>
>> Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.
>>
>> Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out 
>aggression
>> without
>>             compromising food supply.
>>
>> Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
>>
>> Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture
>>
>>