Prepare for Winter Colds

["Tracey" <tracey@tbt.co.za>]

Sorry, guys.  I just couldn't resist sending this in:

>
>> Granny Billie was in her eighties and much admired for her sweetness
>> kindness to all in the RV park where she had settled down enjoying her
>> retirement. A local pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in
>Spring
>> and she welcomed him into her Victorian decorated park model.
>>
>> She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.  As he
sat
>> facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl
>> sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all
>> things, a condom! Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity!
>>
>> Surely Granny Billie had flipped .... or something! But he certainly
>> couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.
>>
>> When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
>tried
>> to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,
>but
>> soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.
>>
>> "Miss Bee," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this,"
(pointing
>> to the bowl).
>>
>> "Oh yes," she replied "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last
>fall,
>> and I found this little package. It said to put it on the organ and keep
>it
>> wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it's working! I
>> haven't had a cold all winter."
>>
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