Wild Ride!

[Bob Keeffe <bkeeffe@nativeson.com>]

Some of you may be up for this and get a good chuckle.  I hope so.
Jeannie

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse springs
into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety.   Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune........






Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.