Getting Rude riders off the tail

["robert and carla lawson" <robandcarla@hotmail.com>]

You could try the redneck way.
WHEWWY GAWD YOU SMELL THAT GEEEZE LOUISE (insert horses name here) MY GAWD 
WHAT DID YOU EAT LAST NITE. NOT ONLY IS THAT STUFF GOING THROUGH YOU LIKE 
SHERMAN DID ATLANTA BUT IT HAS A HORRIBLE STANK!!
HEY YOU BACK THERE I WOULDNT GE TO CLOSE HIS AIM HAS BEEN RIGHT ON THE MONEY 
LATELY HE NEARLY CRUSHED THE VET STANDING 12 FEET AWAY (put empahsis on the 
12 ft away)
AND WE HAVE HAD LOVE SICK SKUNKS FOLLOWING FROM THE SMELL.
then lead your conversation to the mexican place you stopped at on the way 
in
OH (insert horses name here) GEEZE THAT BURRITOS NACHOS SPICY CHEESE BEAN 
ENCHALADAS ARE KICKING IN HERE. I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED TO EAT THERE 
THAT PLACE MAKES ME SO GASSY. (make a noisy sound with the back of the hand)
WHEW THAT FEELS SOMEWHAT BETTER HEY YOU OKAY BACK THERE I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET 
OFFENSIVE THOSE THINGS HAPPEN YOU KNOW

Carla (rude riders BE afraid be VERY afraid!)
Ansata (mom I don't fart I poot!)
Haley (MOOOOTHERRRR!)
Rob (keep her away from the ice cream that is all i ask!)
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