Fw: useful word

["Debbie Corr" <dbc1@frontiernet.net>]

> 
> Shit is a powerful word. 
> Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. 
> Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
>  
> CONSIDER THIS: 
> You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
> 
> With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for
your
> shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.  
> 
> You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit,
> and tell others to eat shit and die.
> 
> You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. 
> 
> People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and
> shit over.
> 
> Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
between
> shit and shineola. 
> 
> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. 
> 
> There is bull shit, and horse shit,and chicken shit.
> 
> You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits
the
> fan.
> 
> You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. 
> 
> You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
> 
> Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
days
> are just plain shitty.
> 
> Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times
> when you feel like shit. 
> 
> You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit or
> a lot of weird shit.
> 
> You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or  find yourself up shit
creek
> without a paddle.
> 
> Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit
at
> all.
> 
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in
a
> lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. 
> 
> Shit! 
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
> creation.
> And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else.