Re: RC: "The Plan"

[BMcCrary27@aol.com]

In a message dated 12/19/1999 9:04:16 AM Pacific Standard Time, 
Bluebirdpr@aol.com writes:

<< In the beginning was the Plan.
 And then came the Assumptions.
 
 And the Assumptions were without form.
 And the Plan was without substance.
 And darkness was upon the faces of the Members.
 
 And the Crew Members spoke among themselves, saying,
 "This is a crock of horse shit, and it stinks."
 
 And the Crew Members went unto their Riders and said,
 "It is a pail of horse manure and we can't live with the smell."
 
 And the Riders went unto their Ride Managers, saying
 "It is a container of horse excrement and it is very strong, 
 such that none may abide by it."
 
 And the Ride Managers went unto their Regional Directors, saying,
 "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength."
 
 And the Regional Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
 "It contains that which aids forage growth and it is very strong."
 
 And the Regional Directors went to the Vice President saying unto him,
 "It promotes growth and it is very powerful."
 
 Ant the Vice President went to the President, saying unto him,
 "This new Plan will actively promote growth
 and vigor of the AREC with very powerful effects."
 
 And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
 
 And the Plan became the Policy of the AREC.
  >>

This is FUNNY!  And there is a great deal of truth in it.  Especially the 
part about Assumptions.  So often, when a new plan comes up, there are 
assumptions as to what results will be precipitated.  But this is great, it's 
something I can chuckle over the whole Christmans season.

Barbara


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