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"The Plan"



In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the faces of the Members.

And the Crew Members spoke among themselves, saying,
"This is a crock of horse shit, and it stinks."

And the Crew Members went unto their Riders and said,
"It is a pail of horse manure and we can't live with the smell."

And the Riders went unto their Ride Managers, saying
"It is a container of horse excrement and it is very strong, 
such that none may abide by it."

And the Ride Managers went unto their Regional Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength."

And the Regional Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids forage growth and it is very strong."

And the Regional Directors went to the Vice President saying unto him,
"It promotes growth and it is very powerful."

Ant the Vice President went to the President, saying unto him,
"This new Plan will actively promote growth
and vigor of the AREC with very powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became the Policy of the AREC.


This is all in good fun so please don't flame me!!!

Phil
Spirit of the Mountains Farms


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