Enchanted Rattlesnake

["Karen J. Zelinsky" <kjz2@juno.com>]

>>The Enchanted Rattlesnake
>> >>>
>> >>>It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-
>> >>>choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one
>> >>>cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a
>> >>>rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse
>> >>>reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.
>> >>>
>> >>>"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot. I'm an
>> >>>enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you
>> >>>any three wishes you want."
>> >>>
>> >>>The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely
>> >>>out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to
>> >>>have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold
>> >>>Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this
>> >>>here horse I'm riding."
>> >>>
>> >>>The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk
>> >>>house you'll have all three wishes."
>> >>>
>> >>>The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed
>> >>>all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went
>> >>>straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror
was
>> >>>Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging,
>> >>>rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger's.
>> >>>
>> >>>Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch
and
>> >>>shouted....."My God, I was riding the mare!"

--------- End forwarded message ----------

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