Ten Top Excercises to Become a Better Horseman...

["Karen J. Zelinsky" <kjz2@juno.com>]

Sorry guys, if you already got this one....
*********************************
>
>Top Ten Exercises to Become a Better Horseman...
>
>
>10. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away.
>     Shout, "Get Off, Stupid! GET OFF!"
>
>9. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "relaxing into the fall."
>   Roll lithely into a ball and spring to your feet.
>
>8. Learn to grab your checkbook out of your purse and write out a
>    $200 check without even looking down.
>
>7. Jog long distances carrying a halter and a carrot. Go ahead and
>   tell the neighbors what you are doing; they might as well know now.
>
>6. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling
>   to a halt.  Smile as if you are having fun.
>
>5. Hone your fibbing skills: " see, hon. moving hay bales is FUN!"
>    and, "no, really, I'm glad your lucky performance and multi-million
>    dollar horse won the blue ribbon. I am just thankful that my
>    hard work and actual ability won  me second place"
>
>4. Practice dialing your chiropractor's number with both arms
>    paralyzed to the shoulder and one foot anchoring the lead rope of a
>    frisky horse.
>
>3. Borrow the U.S. Army's slogan: Be All That You Can Be:
>    bitten, thrown, kicked, slimed, trampled, frozen...
>
>2. Lie face down in a puddle of mud in your most expensive
>    riding clothes and repeat to yourself," this is a learning
experience,
>    this is a learning experience, this is..."
>
>1. THE NUMBER ONE EXERCISE TO BECOME A BETTER EQUESTRIAN
>    Marry money.
>
>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

--------- End forwarded message ----------

___________________________________________________________________
Get the Internet just the way you want it.
Free software, free e-mail, and free Internet access for a month!
Try Juno Web: http://dl.www.juno.com/dynoget/tagj.


=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net.    
Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/RideCamp   
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=