[Fwd: Fw: Poem for those over 35...........lol]

[Patrick Allen <jfhr@inetworld.net>]

Thought you all might enjoy reading this as we clutch our "mouses" and
tap the delete buttom.
Evelyn

Susie wrote:

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>Poem for those over  35
>
>             A computer was something on TV
>             >From a science-fiction show of note
>             A window was something you hated to clean
>             And ram was the cousin of a goat
>
>             Meg was the name of my girlfriend
>             And gig was a job for the nights
>             Now they all mean different things
>             And that really mega bytes.
>
>             An application was for employment
>             A program was a TV show
>             A cursor used profanity
>             A keyboard was a piano.
>
>             Memory was something that you lost with age
>             A CD was a bank account
>             And if you had a 3-in. floppy
>             You hoped nobody found out.
>
>             Compress was something you did to the garbage
>             Not something you did to a file
>             And if you unzipped anything in  public
>             You'd be in jail for a while.
>
>             Log on was adding wood to the fire
>             Hard drive was a long trip on the road
>             A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
>             And a backup happened to your commode.
>
>             Cut you did with a pocket knife
>             Paste you did with glue
>             A web was a spider's home
>             And a virus was the flu.
>
>             I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
>             And the memory in my head
>             I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
>             But when it happens they wish they were dead.
>
>

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