[Fwd: CTR: Let me teach you.]

[Patrick Allen <jfhr@inetworld.net>]

Jean Green wrote:

> This came off the equitherapy list. I've seen the first version before, but
> the "original version" at the bottom is a hoot.
>
> >> >
> >> >Let Me Teach You
> >> >When you are tense, let me teach you to relax.
> >> >When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient.
> >> >When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see.
> >> >When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful.
> >> >When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene.
> >> >When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful.
> >> >When you are self absorbed, let me teach you to think of greater
> things.
> >> >When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility.
> >> >When you are lonely, let me be your companion.
> >> >When you are tired, let me carry the load.
> >> >When you need to learn, let me teach you.
> >> >After all, I am your horse.
> >> >   ~~Willis Lamm
> >> >
> >> >This following is apparently a suggested "true version" of the
> original.
> >> The
> >> >source is unknown on this one.
> >> >When you are tense, let me teach you that there are lions in the
> woods,
> >and
> >> >we need to leave NOW.
> >> >When you are short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the
> >> pasture
> >> >for an hour before you can catch me.
> >> >When you are short sighted, let me teach you to figure out where,
> >exactly,
> >> >in
> >> >40 acres I am hiding.
> >> >When you are quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick
> MUCH
> >> >faster than omnivores.
> >> >When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind
> >feet,
> >> >because I don't FEEL like cantering on my right lead today, that's
> why.
> >> >When you are worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness,
> GI
> >> >complaint, skin disease.
> >> >When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the
> maid
> >> >service.
> >> >When you are self absorbed, let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION. I TOLD
> you
> >> >about those lions in the woods.
> >> >When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs of
> YAHOO-let's-go
> >> >event
> >> >horse can do when suitably inspired.
> >> >When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also
> >> >breakfast
> >> >and dinner.
> >> >When you are tired, don't forget the 600 lbs of grain that needs to
> be
> >> >unloaded.
> >> >When you are feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning
> of
> >> >"Veterinary Services, additional".
> >> >When you need to learn, hang around, bud. I'll larn ya.
>
> Jeaninok


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