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[Patrick Allen <jfhr@inetworld.net>]

Martha Kunkle wrote:

> Got this from another list I'm on:
> ----------
> > Let Me Teach You
> >
> >
> > When you are tense, let me teach you to relax.
> > When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient.
> > When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see.
> > When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful.
> > When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene.
> > When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful.
> > When you are self absorbed, let me teach you to think of greater things.
> > When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility.
> > When you are lonely, let me be your companion.
> > When you are tired, let me carry the load.
> > When you need to learn, let me teach you.
> >
> > After all, I am your horse.
> >
> >                     ~~Willis Lamm
> >
> >
> >
> > This following is apparently a suggested "true
> > version" of the original.
> > The source is unkown on this one.
> >
> > When you are tense, let me teach you that there are lions in the woods,
> > and we need to leave NOW.
> > When you are short tempered, let me teach you how  to slog around the
> > pasture for an hour before you can catch me.
> > When you are short sighted, let me teach you to figure out where,
> exactly,
> > in 40 acres I am hiding.
> > When you are quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick MUCH
> > faster than omnivores.
> > When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind
> feet,
> > because I don't FEEL like cantering on my
> > right lead today, that's why.
> > When you are worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness, GI
> > complaint, skin disease.
> > When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the maid
> > service.
> > When you are self absorbed, let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION.  I TOLD
> you
> > about those lions in the woods.
> > When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs of YAHOO-let's-go
> > event horse can do when suitably inspired.
> > When you are lonely, let me be your companion.
> > Let's do lunch.  Also breakfast and dinner.
> > When you are tired, don't forget the 600 lbs of grain that needs to be
> > unloaded.
> > When you are feeling fiancially secure, let me teach you the meaning of
> > "Veterinary Services, additional".
> > When you need to learn, hang around, bud.  I'll larn ya.
> >
>
> Martha  & Kidd


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