Forwarding my posts

["Angela C. McGhee" <rides2far@juno.com>]

Hi folks,
It seems that one of my posts is circulating on another web site.  That's
O.K. with me.  If I post something on Ridecamp I do it because it's O.K.
with me if it does get forwarded...but please don't add your own touch to
it.  It's kind of alarming to read something you wrote...and then see
something's been added that you wouldn't have put on there yourself.  So,
if someone forwards (hopefully something good) please put "By Angie
McGhee Rides2far@juno.com" on it.  I'd like to at least get credit.
Thanks,
Angie

>Angie-
>This is circulating on the Standardbred pleasure horse list.  >Thought
it sounded a bit like your post of a couple of weeks ago....



<< 
 GOOD THINGS ABOUT HUSBANDS:
 
 1. Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
 
 2.  Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares
with
the hassle of putting up hay.
 
 3.  A lame husband can still work.
 
 4.  A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked.
 
 5.  Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.
 
NOT MINE>>> 6.  They're better able to understand puns.
 
 7.  If they're playing hard to catch you *may* be able to run them down
      on foot.
 
 8.  They know their name.
 
 9.  They pay their own bills.
 
 10.They apologize when they step on your toes.
 
 11.No saddle fitting problems.
  
 12.They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle.
 
 13.They don't panic, yelling and running all through the house when
      you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
 
 14.For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.
     They don't like the lady next door just as well as you just
     because she fed him 3 days straight.
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 THE HORSE'S ADVANTAGE:
 
 1.If they don't work out you can sell them.
 
 2.They don't come with in-laws.
 
 3.You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
 
 4.You never have to iron their saddle pads.
 
 5. If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
 
 6.They smell good when they sweat.
 
 7. You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
 
 8. It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
 
 9.You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if
    necessary.
 
 10.They don't want their turn at the computer.
 
 11.They turn white with age, but not bald.
 
 12.They've never *heard* of PMS.
 
 13.They learn to accept restraint.
 
>>>NOT MINE  14.They love to go trail riding.
 
>>>NOT MINE   15.They don't care what you look like, as long as you have
a carrot.
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