[Fwd: Horses]

[Patrick Allen <jfhr@inetworld.net>]

Susie wrote:

>  >Make a copy and post it in your barns...be aware and take it to heart!
> >Horse Owners Ten Commandments....
> >
> >1.  THOU shalt put Thy horse's needs before Thine own.
> >
> >2.  THOU shalt not criticize Thine farrier whilst she/he works lest Ye be
> >able to duck flying horseshoes.
> >
> >3.  THOU shalt not covet Thy neighbors brand new shiny four horse trailer
> >with deluxe dressing room/kitchenette, awnings, pinstriping and matching
> >extended cab dual tank pickup.
> >
> >4.  THOU shalt not take Thine horse's name in vain when making monthly
> >payments on vet bills.
> >
> >5.  THOU shalt vow to fit into and wear last years show outfit, despite the
> >extra pounds and all the latest hot new styles and colors.
> >
> >6.  THOU shalt place all of Thine child's orthodontia before all new
> saddles.
> >
> >7.  THOU shalt not call Thy horse "Dogfood!" when he disobeyethThy
> commands.
> >
> >8.  THOU shalt not resist the will of Thine Trainer, lest Ye be cast down
> >among the 2nd and 3rd place winners at the next show.
> >
> >9.  THOU shalt feedeth Thine steed the finest alfalfa mix, 12% sweet
> extruded
> >feed, costly supplements & Thou shalt rejoyceth over the peanut butter &
> >jelly over the next year.
> >
> >10.  THOU shalt vow to grain, hay, water, blanket, groom, trim, braid,
> >wrap, trailer, medicate, bring in, turn out, catch up, muck out, bed down,
> >foal out & ride despite what ever the Heavens shall rain down upon Thee at
> >any given time of the day or night & despite lack of sleep, food, personal
> >life or caffeine.
> >
> >


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